This is how to kill an Errol...

Hello.

So lately, I've been very, very, very stressed. Why, you ask? It's because of my irresponsible older sister, Ella. Literally, the hideous hag. She left home to attend a much higher level of witchcraft education...
And she left me here, at home, to miserably run the house, take care of the triplets and manage school. What am I? A bloody cyborg?!

But then again... I left her here alone when I was in Earth. It must've been hard for her... W-what's this? Me? Feeling pity over Ella? This is a bloody miracle!

Or maybe it's a part of growing up... I mean, I am sixteen tunics already. And she was also sixteen tunics when I was in Earth.... Maybe it's about time I become responsible and fatherly...

Gross. Fatherly. I just don't do that.

ANYWAYS. Keeping our house clean has been very tiring, seeing as Kay is the only one helping with chores. And it seems that she has taken a liking to gardening as well... She's spent too much time with Ella. Studies have been impossible. I can feel that I'm going back to military school (Earth) sometime soon. It's just, it's hard to actually study when you have to help three other creatures with their studies without even knowing the tiniest clue what centaur poo could do when mixed with pixie dust!

You see my dilemma?
Are you sad with me too?
I'm sad...

But spending time with my adorable little sisters have been wonderful. And I have discovered that I love kids. They are so innocent and easy to talk to. They are honest, pure, and simple beings. I love children!
And I will never choose between them. I mean, they all have their personalities... and I don't think my life will be any better if one was taken away. In fact, my life would be dreary, miserable, dull! I would really commit suicide if I lose one of my little sisters. Really.

And you don't use bold and italics witout meaning something. So, if you want to kill me, like, seriously want to murder me and rip my organs out, just kidnap a GAK and I will go poof.

Now I have to go take care of the tax collector.