I was sewing under the bed when I heard a roar. A literal genuine roar. I realised it was Saki and her haloobaloos. What's she doing in the storm at an untimely hour? With Henri? Well, actually, I already know because I'm fucking amazing.
The next scenarios shock me. Henri attacked the wall of our House, screaming-----nay, screeching-----in what seemed like pain. And then Saki punches him, which surprisingly doesn't do much damage. He just proceeds to bang his head against the wall, and Saki watches him in confusion. And then Lei suddenly and literally jumps out of the bed, stands by the window with one foot up, and screams in a really loud albeit high musical tune, which knocks all of us to sleep.
Re: London
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Granted! But you'd be pregnant with my son.
I wish everyone (and I mean everyone) was pregnant with my son! :D
Granted! But you'd be pregnant with my son.
I wish everyone (and I mean everyone) was pregnant with my son! :D
Not much thought
Like most, reigning over a planet is a thought that has never occurred to me before. I mean, I know my position in the family, so I didn't waste my time thinking about such stuff. But since you're asking...I'll probably just be me. A bit irresponsible and kind of goofy. I'd be a horrible king.
I'd take any girl who'd be willing to fuck me with no strings attached. Or a girl who's okay with a short-lived romance. I'm not really a long-term kind of guy. I don't like to commit....So, I never thought about what kind of body type a girl should have. I mean, I once had this thing with a spirit. They don't have bodies. But I guess I'll be a guy and go ahead and say..... BOOOOOOOOOOOBS. The bigger the better. I don't care if she's fat or what, I like boobs.
As for mine...hm. That's another thing I don't waste my time with. I mean, I've been so concerned about my face, I didn't have time to think about my body. It's filled with weird-looking scars, by the way, since I'm a warlock. I mean, everyone knows magic and hexes leave the most oddest of scars in the universe. I mean, look at Sabrina's kiss mark!
But that's not the point. The point is...I'd like to maybe look a bit cleaner and maybe a bit manlier. Just a bit, though. I don't want to feel like a hulk.
I'd take any girl who'd be willing to fuck me with no strings attached. Or a girl who's okay with a short-lived romance. I'm not really a long-term kind of guy. I don't like to commit....So, I never thought about what kind of body type a girl should have. I mean, I once had this thing with a spirit. They don't have bodies. But I guess I'll be a guy and go ahead and say..... BOOOOOOOOOOOBS. The bigger the better. I don't care if she's fat or what, I like boobs.
As for mine...hm. That's another thing I don't waste my time with. I mean, I've been so concerned about my face, I didn't have time to think about my body. It's filled with weird-looking scars, by the way, since I'm a warlock. I mean, everyone knows magic and hexes leave the most oddest of scars in the universe. I mean, look at Sabrina's kiss mark!
But that's not the point. The point is...I'd like to maybe look a bit cleaner and maybe a bit manlier. Just a bit, though. I don't want to feel like a hulk.