I drew Dale nyaaaa

I drew Dale, I KNEW IT!

I'm pretty sure his first love was Melissa, when he was around maybe 8 or 9. I don;t know if he fell for her right after dating, though. I think his favourite food is meat, but I'm not sure which meat.

My middle...school...of sorts

From what I know, middle school in Neptune is from ages 11 to 13... but I was in Mars from 9-11, and I went to Earth when I was 12. So... I guess I didn't have a proper Neptunian Middle School.

But my education under the kind went swimmingly. I was in the same classes as Misty, but we didn't socialize much as our interests were incompatible. And that time I was actually busy with...stuff.... It was around the time of the Delay Massacre, I think, and when I learned about my father's "supposed death". It wasn't exactly a time in my life I'd like to go back to, I guess.

Bonds

Hm. I've been room mates with Nigel, and yet I haven't actually been... bonding with him, so to speak. I'm not actually the type to bond with people, huh? I didn't do anything meaningful with Lei last year, and I'm sure nothing friendly happened with me and Henri the year before that. And all my past buddies are same too.

Ahh~ It's because of them, surely.

Maybe I should ask Nigel if he would like to drink wine out with me....

Hm. Also, my partner is Sabrina (not so sure, but can't care enough to check). Someone else I have not bonded with. She's one of those girls who care about appearance, so I guess I won't have such a great time.

A hundred bars

Now this may come as a surprise, but I am a lot like Jin. I'm super kind and caring. And shit.

Hahaaa! I kid. Thinking about it I am a lot like Lil. It saddens me that I am not as ambitious, but I am second only to her! Also, she is slightly mad, whereas I am full-on mad. And much like her, I will do anything to get what I want. The difference is that I have much more limitations compared to her. Vanilla is also like me, but it seems only because she's fake. I can't see any other similarities... I mean, that girl seems to lack empathy (what a psychopath!), and yeah, I lack it too, but at least I can sympathize! :D That's a hundred bars better.

Limerick: meddlesome

Oh, doo dee die
The freak who fucked a pie
the cheese and grape
that I wanted to rape
took off with the two-faced lie


The height of my optimism

Oh, I have a ton of things I'd like to change in my past, yet strangely I don't think about those things? I am kind of optimistic in the way that, rather than mulling over what I regret, I had rather just be thankful for what I have now because of what's happened so far. :)

Like, for example, WC high. Trust me when I say that I did not want to go there, and I don't ever plan on returning either. But there I met Gaji!! (And also, Meygan and Saki, I guess) If I hadn't gone to WC high then what of Gaji? What of Rosa?? I don't like imagining a life without them, no. I mean, sure Gaji and I weren't exactly popular(you guys even went so far as screaming to our faces and even killing Gaji off) and I don't really have that much good memories from there, come to think of it, but it's not so bad thinking back to those memories... memories of the broken down buildings of WC high, and the really long flights of stairs. And the blood we've lost in that place! Can you imagine how much blood we've lost in the course of 3 or 4 years? (I swear, though, it felt never-ending)...and also, Rosa Planet. I still remember when it wasn't how it is now. It was full of junk, there was no light, it was quite a scary place. But Rosa and I built it together.... So even though I regret having gone to WC high, I just don't have the heart to even think that I could've spent my high school years differently!

Also, Mufasa. I swear, I wish I never met the man. He screwed me over so bad that I actually want to have him killed a second time. But if it hadn't been for him, I wouldn't have met the Rare Benders... in fact, we would have never formed without him at all. Which brings us to the present and why I am quite cautious of how to shape the future. You understand me about now?? 

Although, there are things that I really want to change entirely. Like...I wish I'd gotten to know my mother better? That would change a lot of things, I imagine...but still, you know?

Errol's mind

I'm always re-thinking. Always. I don't like it when things don't go my way, so I'm always thinking, always nervous, always having this same scenario in my head for such a long time that it doesn't seem real, or it becomes unfamiliar or it just buries inside me or something. I'm always a wreck until what I want happens.

My mind is a broken record player.

cock-a-doodle-doo

I don't remember my mother very much, like my real memories, not the things that I see with these see-through eyes. I remember her yellow hair, and her blue eyes....a true Golden daughter! My father and I spent a lot of time together in Spurtmear town. He was the one who trained me how to do my magic, so I actually am very personalized with my style compared to other Warlocks. We were good, just normal father and son. I idolized him, and he "showed the light"...like a wisp! Oh dear, I can already here the cock-a-doodle-doo's.

Werk it.

I, um...money huh? Hmm, well, aside from the fact that my family is rich, I'm actually working. Why? Because all my family, immediate, distant or otherwise, don't want to hand me money. Ever since that stupid thing I did when I was twelve, people have been giving me the "I don't trust you" look. It has recently intensified because of my recently intensified trolling habits. Or, you know...call me paranoid! So, yes, blood, sweat and my mental capabilities have a role in what would be me and living my everyday life. Although, Diamond is taking care of my school fees. *two thumbs up!*

4 centuries

Soooo we're still in Nether, specifically "Eden". Never thought I'd live to see Paradise, what a strange surprise. Anyway, we went to see the mines a while ago and I just had to sing the 7 Dwarves Mining Song. If you were in my position, you would've also not been able to resist either. Tomorrow we'll be visiting the jewelry place and go see the Mystique Cherry Blossoms.... I wonder if we'll have the chance to meet Duke Duke?

By the way, who am I rooming with?? Aw, who cares.... they're not around yet, anyway, I guess I'll sleep ahead. Tomorrow is the day we live for Apollo after all, and I actually dislike sleeping in Spaceships in case of highjacks.

My head actually hurts right now....specifically the space between my eyebrows. I'm being hormonally imbalanced again or something. And in the midst of my imbalance, I noticed something wrong about Zonvelf. He's always saying to Paris that he's waiting for 4 centuries already.........but they met when he was like 200 something..... he even has two years more before he could actually say that it's been 2 centuries. SO, in actuality, it's only been a century. What a whiner.... a hundred years of loyal love is not enough, not for me, at least. Although 4 centuries is quite a fit! Now that would be lovely. But also maybe creepy.

I don't know why I'm thinking about Zonvelf, either. But as I said... I'm currently hormonally imbalanced, and my vision tends to.... go all in and all out and splatter everywhere according to mood. I guess I was feeling...........pasty or something stupid like that.

I'm so cool

Hi, I'm back in Neptune from Mars. Yeah, putting the two planets on war in one sentence like a badass. :>
I know why I'm not blacklisted in Mars, but I wonder why Neptune isn't puking me out yet?

Anyway, so I was in Mars with my siblings. Ella and Aye stayed mostly at the Winter District, with the rest of the family... because apparently, they "belong". Gee went around with me...to explore. Kay went with the Ruby sisters in the Fall District to go shopping. And then we all met up at Summer District.

I was in the Spring District with Gee and Henri. We were discussing Mars' beginnings, because that's what Henri is interested in lately. Gee never really cared enough to notice Henri, but it seems that they got along well that day. I'm sure this will stop there, of course..... right? Stupid see through eyes!

Anyway, I was hanging around King Ein and  King Ar last week (methinks?) and somewhere along the booorrriiinnngg conversation, King Ein asked King Ar why he liked to keep his relatives around. King Ar, confused, asked what he meant by it. And so King Ein responded saying that Saturnians only ever turn to their immediate relatives, going only as far as first cousins. King Ar tilted his head to this, and said that being at the top can be pretty lonesome, you know what I mean? And they both laughed.
Prince Ray (who was also there at the time) and I exchanged glances. He looked like he wasn't able to fully grasp what they meant....but I did, and that's all that matters.

What's the point of this blog post? I'm not sure, I think I'm just trying to be arrogant, or trying to give a heads up to Henri, idk :P

A story you might remember :)

One day, when Meygan was galloping by, she saw something mysterious—Misty’s banana, which was moving in the rhythm of Otto’s smooth but silent voice. Otto saw the banana moving and threw it at Meygan who was so hurt she broke on an outrage and accidentally hit Errol’s privates. Errol cried and whined like a mother fucker that Alvin kicked his balls. The star witness, Aira, ran to the woods and bumped into Paris who was in search of Connor. Together, Aira and Paris embarked on a journey. Meanwhile, Alvin was set on looking for Aira, the star witness, that he tripped on Sabrina’s leg who was sleeping near the stone which she fell in love with. Alvin died of depression. Sabrina woke up only to see that Ari was beginning to eat Alvin’s remains. “Yum” Ari exclaimed. Sabrina threw the stone at her, and so Ari died. Soon after, Errol’s balls started relieving from pain, when Eri accidentally kicks him up his ass. “Poor, poor Errol” Erika said, and they both resumed to fighting. Spectator Mai was red with glee from seeing Errol in pain. Meanwhile, Vanilla stumbles upon Ari’s corpse and prays for Aira’s safety. Aira sneezes and a halo, much like Jin’s face, appears on her head. And it speaks! “Hello, Paris. I come here with a prophecy”, said the Jin-like halo. “You will be killed by the beauty of Sabrina, whose chasing after you. You have to collect the three celestial stones from Kassandra, Connor and Alvin”. And so, Paris and Aira puts on a perfume created by the scent of Henri and started looking for Kassandra. Meanwhile, Kassandra, making love with Dale in the caves of the SC office, was caught by Tomo, who was in so much shock that his beloved Kassandra would do it with Dale. He kicked his balls to death. Kassandra throws Jan Jan at him for killing Dale. Jan Jan magically transforms into Lei. Paris, recognizing the familiar scent of Lei, headed towards the caves of the SC office and sees Dale in a pool of blood, Kassandra naked and crying, and Lei…on top of Tomo. Paris, in envy, generates a green light and Aira was so amazed she dropped on her knees and the halo in her head hit the ground and it was set free. Jin came into picture. Jin, finally happy that he’s been released from the halo, does the square dance with Lei, and summons the stone from Tomo’s fist. Kassandra swallows the stone and crystallizes, and all were in awe. Lil detected the odd green light reflected by the crystal and enters the SC caves. She spots the bloody Dale and dramatically screams “what have you done? What have you done?” While the camera spins around her form the top. Aira becomes impatient, kicks Kassandra, resulting to her breaking and releasing the stone. Paris, Aira and Jin flee to search for the next stone, who was with Connor. But Erika, blocks their way saying “You can only enter if you can defeat moi.” Jin quickly sees Eri’s corpse and feels scared. Erika summons her assistants Hameka and—OH MY GOD!—Aira! She’s actually a double agent! Paris and Jin feel betrayed. “You traitor!” says the halo Jin. But then he gets attracted by Assistant Hameka and quickly ditches Paris for his new love. “How are you gonna defeat me now, Paris?” Erika arrogantly asked. Losing all forms of hope, Paris raises the Kassandra stone, and an angel appears. The mix of her perfume and the stone called upon Angel Henri. “I will lend my sword, London, who will help you defeat the evil Pirate Erika.” Paris is suddenly with confidence. She thrusts London, and out came a spirit which envelops Erika into an embrace. “Let us stop fighting, Erika. Come back to Henri’s paradise with me. You’re not a bad angel.” Said Sword London. “He wants me back? I can come back?” Erika tearfully asked. London and Erika turn into light, and returns to Henri’s paradise of blacksmithery. Paris, all alone, continues and goes forth. Weeks later, she meets a hungry old robot named Cain. Paris gives her an acorn, but he refuses to eat anything that is not Ceika-made. “I still miss master” he melancholically said. “Master?!” Paris exclaimed. “What happened to your master?”. Cain looks away in pain, “My master tripped on a stone.”
“A stone?!” Paris exclaimed.
“Yes, a stone.” Aira affirmed, appearing out of nowhere.
“You!”
“I am not a traitor, for I am with Kai now.” She says. “And he is with us, my new halo.”
“No, I can’t trust you. Never again.” Said the tree, shaking wildly.
To be continued….


And yet it was never continued?!  lol.

Anything open, deranged and butt ugly.

Meygan approached me the other day about Lei. It was very surprising to me, because, although I already know most of the things she never dares tell anyone, this is actually the first time she's talked to me about something bothering her. She usually....is independent? Like, she just bears it all by herself (but not as dramatically as I made it sound lol!). She seems like it, but she never actually "opens up" with Saki and I..... come to think of it, I don't think the three of us open up much..... Saki attempts to have open forums (like the one we were having that Lei thankfully interrupted), but Saki herself isn't very "open".... although she's the most "open".

Anyway! Enough with the "open's"... Back to the original topic at hand.

So Meygan approached me. At first, I told her to go to Saki since they're both girls and I'm really not that into romance. But Meygan said she already went to Saki and Saki only told her that she failed at Lei years ago, so she isn't really the best consultant.
And thus, I am her last option. Made me feel kind of bitter, actually. But I know things about Lei, so in a way, I'm the best consultant! :D

She told me she used to have a crush on Lei, so she doesn't have a problem with actually "going out" with Lei.... it's just that she's kind of scared. So this is what I told her! Lei is obviously deranged. The secret? It's all in the timing. Lei is usually in normal mode---> quiet and distracted and happily persevering. But he has certain periods of time when he'll....explode. And that's when she needed to run the fuck away from his sight. I can't say the exact 'time' of his retarded moments, but he'll usually be chatty first and then boom. If you are an Alvin Ceika, you can just get away with a Jet Plane. But if you are a Lanfan Jin, then run motherfucker run!
I also noticed that Jan Jan was able to stop Lei. I'm curious, but I don't know how and I actually don't want to know. But if anyone plans on being Lei's girlfriend, then they should probably ask Jan Jan...which is what I told Meygan. Lucky for her, she's Jan Jan's buddy for two years. I'm sure that's enough time to learn things.

BUT! To be on the safe side, I told Meygan to be the topdawg. How? Well, Lei is quite unsure about himself, which often leads to insecurity. So Meygan just has to poke on these insecurities (I suggested poking on his identity crises)..... but that will lead to Lei hating Meygan's guts. Or, worse case scenario, her death. So she should just stick to playing topdawg with controlling and leading the relationship.

But the odds of Lei hating her anyway is pretty high, so anything's an option.

At the end of the conversation, she rushed out of the room (ironically we were discussing this in the devil's room himself) filled with inspiration.

I had a bad feeling about it.........
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......... oh well.

We took pictures, by the way! :D

Because Saki is always there with us and we never had pictures together :D
People say Meygan and I are alike, and I have to say....I kind of agree. But she is more in the "feel" department whereas I am more on the "think" department. Also, she's butt ugly.

An outburst from the creep,

Today Lei had a sudden burst of strangeness. The details escape me, and I don't really know why it happened...but he was telling things to Alvin and then Alvin said something opposed to it and...and it began. Then there was that Cain thing, who he shot. But Cain's okay. Later Alvin got mad (I think?) and flew away and Lei got offended and began shooting at the sky and it was really chaotic. I was completely quiet at the time, wasn't I? But Saki and I were urging Meygan to shut him up but she didn't know if that would be effective...... Jin came to the rescue and gave him a hug because apparently all Lei needed was some lovin'. Lei seemed to have calmed down a bit... then Hameka called cheater, and Lei proved the call and even kissed Jin's forehead and it was crazy all over again...

Anyway, Jan Jan came to detain Lei (Come to think of it, how?) and since he wouldn't let go of Jin (hostaged?), Jin was detained with him. Nigel posed to watch them, and I think the three of them talked about some stuff there....

Just now, Lei was released and came to our room. I sat up (I was asleep, you see) and asked how he was doing. He said nothing..... he seemed terribly sad and fell on his bed (to sleep? to think?). I wonder what triggered this?

Shit.

OHMYOHMY! We're actually doing well!! D: D: D: THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!! D:<
But it's a lose-lose situation. I'll either die or kiss her. I'm not suicidal! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!! Fuck it, I'm cheering Tomo and Erika on!
GO GO TERIKO! <3

Wipe out, First day

Hm? We're 5th? Saki sure is determined. I don't remember anything but the fact that I'm freaking tired. I'll probably die tomorrow if this continues.... and you know what it means if I die, right? Everyone will be less miserable! D: We DO NOT want that. AT ALL!! So I have to keep on living.

From being done, though, it was funny to see everybody else struggle ^_^
Zonvelf, upon seeing Jan Jan catch up, suddenly boosted to the maximum, but they still lost to Jan Jan and Remy anyway. What the ef is Remy doing, anyway? I guess it's all the bad tension between the two. It's not even cute or romantic at this point. They just really can't stand each other right now.

Aside from that, it was a funny thing to see KaixVanilla and JinxHameka trying to best each other! AHAHAH!! Obviously, Kai and Vanilla beat the other two.

And damn. Tomo and Erika are first. Tsk! I hate it!
In the second place, both Lei and Meygan are athletic, so I'm not too surprised. Speaking of which, has Lei confessed yet to MG? (I kind of like that nickname!)
What is confusing, though, is Alvin and Eri on third place. What kind of Ninjitsu is this?? :O!

Happy birthday Meygan :)

YOU BITCH!

I actually did have a present for Meygan, that oblivious shit. Right after I called her, I immediately let loose my gift....Which were purple fireworks! Of course, I used magic, and Of course, that is sort of illegal, but it was a last minute kind of thing. Stupid girl! She didn't even realize my efforts.
I even snapped a picture of her stupefied face.