Anything open, deranged and butt ugly.

Meygan approached me the other day about Lei. It was very surprising to me, because, although I already know most of the things she never dares tell anyone, this is actually the first time she's talked to me about something bothering her. She usually....is independent? Like, she just bears it all by herself (but not as dramatically as I made it sound lol!). She seems like it, but she never actually "opens up" with Saki and I..... come to think of it, I don't think the three of us open up much..... Saki attempts to have open forums (like the one we were having that Lei thankfully interrupted), but Saki herself isn't very "open".... although she's the most "open".

Anyway! Enough with the "open's"... Back to the original topic at hand.

So Meygan approached me. At first, I told her to go to Saki since they're both girls and I'm really not that into romance. But Meygan said she already went to Saki and Saki only told her that she failed at Lei years ago, so she isn't really the best consultant.
And thus, I am her last option. Made me feel kind of bitter, actually. But I know things about Lei, so in a way, I'm the best consultant! :D

She told me she used to have a crush on Lei, so she doesn't have a problem with actually "going out" with Lei.... it's just that she's kind of scared. So this is what I told her! Lei is obviously deranged. The secret? It's all in the timing. Lei is usually in normal mode---> quiet and distracted and happily persevering. But he has certain periods of time when he'll....explode. And that's when she needed to run the fuck away from his sight. I can't say the exact 'time' of his retarded moments, but he'll usually be chatty first and then boom. If you are an Alvin Ceika, you can just get away with a Jet Plane. But if you are a Lanfan Jin, then run motherfucker run!
I also noticed that Jan Jan was able to stop Lei. I'm curious, but I don't know how and I actually don't want to know. But if anyone plans on being Lei's girlfriend, then they should probably ask Jan Jan...which is what I told Meygan. Lucky for her, she's Jan Jan's buddy for two years. I'm sure that's enough time to learn things.

BUT! To be on the safe side, I told Meygan to be the topdawg. How? Well, Lei is quite unsure about himself, which often leads to insecurity. So Meygan just has to poke on these insecurities (I suggested poking on his identity crises)..... but that will lead to Lei hating Meygan's guts. Or, worse case scenario, her death. So she should just stick to playing topdawg with controlling and leading the relationship.

But the odds of Lei hating her anyway is pretty high, so anything's an option.

At the end of the conversation, she rushed out of the room (ironically we were discussing this in the devil's room himself) filled with inspiration.

I had a bad feeling about it.........
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......... oh well.

We took pictures, by the way! :D

Because Saki is always there with us and we never had pictures together :D
People say Meygan and I are alike, and I have to say....I kind of agree. But she is more in the "feel" department whereas I am more on the "think" department. Also, she's butt ugly.