A story you might remember :)

One day, when Meygan was galloping by, she saw something mysterious—Misty’s banana, which was moving in the rhythm of Otto’s smooth but silent voice. Otto saw the banana moving and threw it at Meygan who was so hurt she broke on an outrage and accidentally hit Errol’s privates. Errol cried and whined like a mother fucker that Alvin kicked his balls. The star witness, Aira, ran to the woods and bumped into Paris who was in search of Connor. Together, Aira and Paris embarked on a journey. Meanwhile, Alvin was set on looking for Aira, the star witness, that he tripped on Sabrina’s leg who was sleeping near the stone which she fell in love with. Alvin died of depression. Sabrina woke up only to see that Ari was beginning to eat Alvin’s remains. “Yum” Ari exclaimed. Sabrina threw the stone at her, and so Ari died. Soon after, Errol’s balls started relieving from pain, when Eri accidentally kicks him up his ass. “Poor, poor Errol” Erika said, and they both resumed to fighting. Spectator Mai was red with glee from seeing Errol in pain. Meanwhile, Vanilla stumbles upon Ari’s corpse and prays for Aira’s safety. Aira sneezes and a halo, much like Jin’s face, appears on her head. And it speaks! “Hello, Paris. I come here with a prophecy”, said the Jin-like halo. “You will be killed by the beauty of Sabrina, whose chasing after you. You have to collect the three celestial stones from Kassandra, Connor and Alvin”. And so, Paris and Aira puts on a perfume created by the scent of Henri and started looking for Kassandra. Meanwhile, Kassandra, making love with Dale in the caves of the SC office, was caught by Tomo, who was in so much shock that his beloved Kassandra would do it with Dale. He kicked his balls to death. Kassandra throws Jan Jan at him for killing Dale. Jan Jan magically transforms into Lei. Paris, recognizing the familiar scent of Lei, headed towards the caves of the SC office and sees Dale in a pool of blood, Kassandra naked and crying, and Lei…on top of Tomo. Paris, in envy, generates a green light and Aira was so amazed she dropped on her knees and the halo in her head hit the ground and it was set free. Jin came into picture. Jin, finally happy that he’s been released from the halo, does the square dance with Lei, and summons the stone from Tomo’s fist. Kassandra swallows the stone and crystallizes, and all were in awe. Lil detected the odd green light reflected by the crystal and enters the SC caves. She spots the bloody Dale and dramatically screams “what have you done? What have you done?” While the camera spins around her form the top. Aira becomes impatient, kicks Kassandra, resulting to her breaking and releasing the stone. Paris, Aira and Jin flee to search for the next stone, who was with Connor. But Erika, blocks their way saying “You can only enter if you can defeat moi.” Jin quickly sees Eri’s corpse and feels scared. Erika summons her assistants Hameka and—OH MY GOD!—Aira! She’s actually a double agent! Paris and Jin feel betrayed. “You traitor!” says the halo Jin. But then he gets attracted by Assistant Hameka and quickly ditches Paris for his new love. “How are you gonna defeat me now, Paris?” Erika arrogantly asked. Losing all forms of hope, Paris raises the Kassandra stone, and an angel appears. The mix of her perfume and the stone called upon Angel Henri. “I will lend my sword, London, who will help you defeat the evil Pirate Erika.” Paris is suddenly with confidence. She thrusts London, and out came a spirit which envelops Erika into an embrace. “Let us stop fighting, Erika. Come back to Henri’s paradise with me. You’re not a bad angel.” Said Sword London. “He wants me back? I can come back?” Erika tearfully asked. London and Erika turn into light, and returns to Henri’s paradise of blacksmithery. Paris, all alone, continues and goes forth. Weeks later, she meets a hungry old robot named Cain. Paris gives her an acorn, but he refuses to eat anything that is not Ceika-made. “I still miss master” he melancholically said. “Master?!” Paris exclaimed. “What happened to your master?”. Cain looks away in pain, “My master tripped on a stone.”

“A stone?!” Paris exclaimed.

“Yes, a stone.” Aira affirmed, appearing out of nowhere.

“You!”

“I am not a traitor, for I am with Kai now.” She says. “And he is with us, my new halo.”

“No, I can’t trust you. Never again.” Said the tree, shaking wildly.

To be continued….

And yet it was never continued?!  lol.