All you need to know about Neptunian Blood! :D

i just want to take this little time to talk about Blood.

Neptunian blood to be exact.

See, Neptunian Blood? It's always been one of my favourite hobbies! it's so much fun you see? Splashing people with my blood and getting splashed by other people's blood. Do you see the appeal? It's awesome. Especially, when you have, like, an array of faces and heads lined up in your arms and legs, and maybe even in your face! And then they begin to sing! It's like a festival in your own body!

But my dear darling baby cousin Henri had come up to me and asked: How do I get rid of this Neptunian head I'd acquired? He had two of Waldo Saint Germain's(how is that spelled) head in his arm. He said that he thought it would go away on its own but it's been there for almost a month now and is starting to grow a mustache. I slanted my eyes at him in prejudice and proceeded to explain that getting rid of them is part of the charms of Neptunian Blood.

It's really rather simple! First you take a clean sheet of cloth, next you dampen it with water until it's moist and warm, and last you put it around the nose and mouth area of the 'head'.

In other words.... you smother them.

And so I did with the two Waldo Heads on Henri's arm. He was too soft to do it, what a kill buzz! It's so much fun you know?

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